A man is sitting at home when a genie pops up out of a bottle. 'And what will your third wish be?' asks the genie. The man replies, 'What? How can I be getting a third wish when I haven't had a first or second wish?' 'You've had two wishes already,' replies the genie. 'But your second wish was for me to put everything back the way it was before you made your first wish. 'Okay,' says the man. 'I don't believe any of this, but what the hell. I wish I were irresistible to women.' 'That's funny,' says the genie as it fades from sight. 'That was your first wish too.'